Squints

An enthusiastic kid at heart, I'm passionate about properly taking care of my hairline, having an inappropriate amount of DVR series recordings, and pretending to be a beer snob. Still on my quest to find my irresistible lifeguard dream girl who can rock the one-piece bathing suit. Hit me up on MySpace.

Member Since 04/14/2015

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Hot snakes and bubble gut.

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Good for Conan for getting Marshawn to cut up and enjoy himself a little bit. I can only imagine the paycheck size and amount of free candy he gets for his endorsement.

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Perhaps the two biggest can’t-miss players in the impression game, Fallon and Mr. Family Guy show off their improv talents onĀ The Tonight Show.

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