Squints

An enthusiastic kid at heart, I'm passionate about properly taking care of my hairline, having an inappropriate amount of DVR series recordings, and pretending to be a beer snob. Still on my quest to find my irresistible lifeguard dream girl who can rock the one-piece bathing suit. Hit me up on MySpace.

Member Since 04/14/2015

I’ve Accepted My Bad Hair

So good.

Key & Peele Parody SportsCenter With Teacher Highlights

Because don’t we all deserve a disco ball pre-meeting intro?

Things You Can’t Do When You’re Not A Pro Athlete

With a shocking amount of grownup content, and big names like Elizabeth Banks and Topher Grace, I may have to set up another series recording for the fall TV lineup.

Here’s “The Muppets” Pitch Video For ABC Featuring Some Pretty Solid Jokes

A Dude’s Breakdown Of “The Bachelorette: The Men Tell All”

I’ve been at the company for almost a year now. This will have been my longest relationship

Post Grad Problems

Things Girls Do After Graduation: Become A Photographer

“We’d start off with some fabulous food, a little fabulous conversation, with a fabulous foot massage for an evening of total fabulosity.”

–Real human words spoken by the man later known as Don Draper.

Here’s Jon Hamm At 25 Rocking A Butt Cut On A Dating Show

Here’s Some Nintendo Nostalgia In Honor Of Their Late President

My favorite anecdote is the Minnesota Twins fan with cancer who the Twins threatened in their attempt to strong-arm the Twin Cities for a new ballpark.

John Oliver Just Took The Theory Behind Publicly Financed Stadiums And Blew It Out Of The Water