I actually ran a pen out of ink before I lost it. PGP.

Not getting invited to the PGP beach vacation. PGP.

What is the mannequin challenge? PGP.

Fell asleep during the triple overtime classic involving my alma mater.

That small feeling of satisfaction you get from knowing you are alone when walking into the bathroom and the motion lights click on. PGP.

I still don’t know how a deductible works

Just received a negative evaluation for watching too much golf while in the office. PGP.