“Late night, come home. Work sucks, I know.” PGP.

Leaving the last bit of your lunch unfinished and in front of you so when coworkers come over to talk they think they’re interrupting. PGP.

Living paycheck to paycheck no matter how many raises you get. PGP.

1: “How’s it going?” 2: “It’s going.” PGP.

I told my boss I gave up working after lunch for Lent PGP.

Putting on headphones that aren’t even plugged into anything in order to avoid office discourse. PGP.

always being prepared to minimize your web browser.