Cramming 90% of your daily responsibilities into your last hour at work. PGP.

There are teachers that make more than me and get all summer off. PGP.

Please don’t talk to me please don’t talk to me please don’t talk to me damn it. “Good morning!” PGP.

Submitting one resume and immediately planning a life based around that potential job. PGP.

Developing “monitor envy” when a coworker gets dual screens that are larger than your one. PGP.

My manager always manages to walk by my cubicle whenever I’m texting. PGP.