My only Tinder match for the week has been the Bud Light Down for Whatever profile. PGP
I’m drunk in my LinkedIn profile pic. PGP.
I still make out in bars.PGP
Thinking long term
My work phone is a BlackBerry. PGP.
“Where’d you go to college?” … “Were you Greek?”. PGP
“Which way did you take to get around that accident”? #PGP
Forgetting to turn your volume down while watching the Spring Break story on snapchat while at work.
All of my friends are going to my ex-girlfriends wedding this weekend.
Still using a painted “Formal 2010” cooler. #PGP