When your weekend plans are either “catch up on sleep” or “get blackout drunk”. PGP.

Can’t wait to spend my tax return on my credit card bill. #PGP

Worked all Monday with a koozie in my back pocket. #PGP

1: “Let’s circle back and touch base on Monday to get these deliverables in to the client by COB. Can you set up a conference call?” 2: “Fuck you.” PGP.

Your doctor reminding you that not every pizza is a personal pizza. PGP.

I wouldn’t be all that upset if I was fired from my reasonably well-paying job. PGP.

“Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far far away from here.”