Accepted an offer for a new job today and leave for Vegas tomorrow. My out of office is just going to be “I will be out Friday and not will not be returning.” PGP.

The anthem to my college welcome weekend was just played on a throwback station.

Already starting to talk about New Years plans.

I proposed… A service agreement to a client.

My life goal is to be so successful that it hurts my ex girlfriends feelings. PGP

You make a drunken scene at one family wedding, and no one lets you live it down. PGP

The daily battle of trash bin placement in my cubicle with the janitor.

I’ve never been asked for proof that I graduated. PGP.

Wondering if the office milf would cheat on her husband. PGP