Whiskey, like crazy redheads or girls whose last names ends in an “I” when it should end in “E” or “Y” ( think Tiffani) is to be enjoyed in moderation. Try sipping a nice single malt instead of pounding rail whiskey and coke.
The only way i can dance in public is to be heavily intoxicated. Which is fine because I usually end up heavily itoxicated when in any situation where dancing is a necessity.
This is hauntingly good… If I’ve learned anything it’s that life is like baseball. You try to put runs on the board from the top of the first, and you adjust to changing circumstances, you don’t wait till the 7th to realize you didn’t get it right and try to save it from there.
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Do you spend all of your time going on dates with guys who clearly hate themselves or do you have other interests as well?
Kyle I’m actually mildly offended you didn’t use me and our group chat as the topic of this. I’m hurt buddy.
Delph could do better.
I’m in awe none of these clowns has been shot yet. But something tells me that’s about to change.
Florida is Americas Australia, and that’s why I love it.
You know it’s a bad year when their satire reads as a non-satirical summary of the news.
Oh I wasn’t making the acusation of plagiarism, it’s just so hauntingly similar to his podcast on the subject. Which makes your argument valid.
It’s funny that parts your jersey opinion are taken directly from a Clay Travis podcast, verbatim at some points. Either way, you’re not wrong.
Is whiskey-clit a thing?
Whiskey, like crazy redheads or girls whose last names ends in an “I” when it should end in “E” or “Y” ( think Tiffani) is to be enjoyed in moderation. Try sipping a nice single malt instead of pounding rail whiskey and coke.
This was a crappy pun.
This is why we can’t have nice things.
Detail is the key to any good lie
Having experienced the bed wetting situation once, I’m in awe of the way your date handled it. Put a ring on it.
The level of pent up relationship gift rage in this article is beautiful. Who hurt you Will? Let it out. This is a safe space.
I’m modifying this formula and making it an excel template for all future post grad shenanigans.
The only way i can dance in public is to be heavily intoxicated. Which is fine because I usually end up heavily itoxicated when in any situation where dancing is a necessity.
This is hauntingly good… If I’ve learned anything it’s that life is like baseball. You try to put runs on the board from the top of the first, and you adjust to changing circumstances, you don’t wait till the 7th to realize you didn’t get it right and try to save it from there.
George Zimmerman style neighborhood watch?
Amy Schumer is absolutely awful. She exists because Comedy Central refuses to let us forget she was once mildly funny.