Facebook reminding me that I had a really shitty year. PGP.

There is nothing for me to do today. I don’t know why they made me come in. PGP.

Having the attitude, but not the energy to be the office prankster. PGP.

My inbox is full, but my life is empty. PGP.

Each day I relate more and more to Phil Dunphy. PGP.

Going from living in a house filled with 30 of your best friends to a one bedroom apartment alone. PGP.

Seeing something NSFW online and immediately going to your phone to look at it. PGP.

I still hate it here. PGP.

I want to break up with my girlfriend, but I can’t afford the rent by myself. PGP.

My wife joined Twitter. Now I have to stop following porn stars. PGP.