I’m starting to think that things kids are doing nowadays are stupid. PGP.

Watching all these Ice Bucket Challenges make me glad I don’t have that many friends anymore. PGP.

Just broke up with my girlfriend. First thing I did was look at PGP for how to Tinder. PGP.

Watching 60 Minutes. PGP.

Day dreaming about sex in my morning meeting. PGP.

College drama doesn’t have shit on office politics. PGP.

Helping train someone who makes more money than you. PGP.

Pregnancy scare: Day three. PGP.

For my 25th birthday I got laid off. PGP.