Wearing the same pair of jeans to work for the third day in a row. PGP.

Teaching people who make five times my salary how to do their jobs correctly. PGP.

I like podcasts. PGP.

Taking a break from not working. PGP.

Was just endorsed on LinkedIn for customer satisfaction by the girl I’ve been hooking up with. PGP.

Looking for a friend with benefits. Vision is preferred, but dental is mandatory. PGP.

People who put “(Name), MBA” in their email signatures like they’re a fucking doctor. PGP.

Motion to bring back “Dick’s Picks” to PGP because the undergrads on TFM do not know the saga of Dick Perry’s rise to fame and epic collapse. PGP.

“Let’s do lunch soon!” really just means “Let’s do lunch never.” PGP.

Being mature enough to have a Costco membership. PGP.