Boss tried to “updog” me this morning. PGP.

Officially old today as I checked the 25-34 age category instead of the 18-24. PGP.

Being happy that your friend’s wedding is next calendar year because you already used all your vacation days. PGP.

Apparently my headset does not actually mute while I’m on conference calls. PGP.

I gave up cheating on my diet for Lent. PGP.