For some reason this one made more irrationally angry than usual, but the fact that they didn’t get their insta photos was that instant dose of karma that perked up my day
Guys who get dressed up for Halloween are way more attractive because it shows you don’t give a shit about making a fool of yourself, and therefore you can hang.
A few minutes ago I saw a couple picture where the girl posted, “They only let us pick apples here, so it’s a good thing my pumpkin is right next to me!” and I vomited all over my desk.
Re: Grad school – A lot of companies nowadays will offer tuition assistance to cover advanced degrees if it’s something that will actually benefit you later on. That’s always a good selling point to putting off going back to school that you can always circle back to if it becomes something that you actually want to do. Don’t make my very expensive mistake.
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Every word of this made me cringe
For some reason this one made more irrationally angry than usual, but the fact that they didn’t get their insta photos was that instant dose of karma that perked up my day
My diet during the fall is solely made up of apple cider doughnuts and Oktoberfest beers
How does this bitch not know it’s prime winery season?
Guys who get dressed up for Halloween are way more attractive because it shows you don’t give a shit about making a fool of yourself, and therefore you can hang.
Honestly, he’s kind of a shitty person so I’m okay with him being resigned to a prison sentence of basic bitch attachment
A few minutes ago I saw a couple picture where the girl posted, “They only let us pick apples here, so it’s a good thing my pumpkin is right next to me!” and I vomited all over my desk.
I don’t know what 75% of these words mean except that they sound insufferable
Apparently ABC will be putting Emily’s season up online so we can go into it knowing something about this dude. So at least there’s that.
I’m on board.
Or his mom’s basement.
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE COMMENTS?!
I didn’t need this today.
Re: Grad school – A lot of companies nowadays will offer tuition assistance to cover advanced degrees if it’s something that will actually benefit you later on. That’s always a good selling point to putting off going back to school that you can always circle back to if it becomes something that you actually want to do. Don’t make my very expensive mistake.
Just got asked to be a bridesmaid last week. Already have the bachelorette party scaries
A fun fact I learned: 40% of my guy friends think girls pee out of their vagina…
Wanna have a great romance à la the 20th century?
Tell All Your Friends still goes hard
Context clues suggest maybe he is, in fact, Todd, and he has finally given up all hope
I don’t get the scallop fingers bit at all. Who doesn’t like scallops?! I’d take that shit home too