Working for a company that doesn’t have “summer Fridays.” PGP.

My friend just told me she saw my boss at the bar watching the game. He told me he was going to Staples. PGP.

Somebody emailed the entire office because they lost their roast beef sandwich. PGP.

Stuck between my office’s strict ” No dating in the workplace” policy and my inability to meet anyone outside of the workplace. PGP.

I tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end it doesn’t even matter. PGP.

Weddings have become the replacement for frat parties, but with more parental supervision. PGP.

Having the time but not the motivation. PGP.

I bought a 12-pack of Natural Light last night, just to feel young again. PGP.

My Bank of America account has three figures. PGP.

My life is now just looking forward to the next time I get drunk and hate myself for it. PGP.