I’m trying to picture this guy’s who in technique, and all I can imagine is someone shooting shit out from under their gooch, forwards, directly into their mouth.
I don’t know where I went wrong, but I can honestly say the only things I watch on tv are hockey, football, Seinfeld reruns, and Entourage reruns. I need help, mostly in the form of 6 extra hours for my day, which is what everyone else seems to have when they’re simultaneously emotionally invested in 14 different fucking TV shows at once.
Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl with the door open is a strangely satisfying move of pure dominance over your home field. You’re so comfortable in your surroundings that you literally give a shit what the rest of the place/people inside think.
You have to be very careful. Study the drop zone thoroughly for escape routes: is there a plunger? box of matches? adequate ventilation? extra TP? a toilet brush? a low hanging window if you go nuclear? Gotta keep your head on a swivel.
Jesus fuck, that was a great read. It was incredibly well written as if you’ve been working on it for months, but at the same time has the vicious, sinister tone of coming straight off the top of your head. Good shit, deFries.
Backbar is so overrated. Bell in Hand and Black Rose in Boston are better..hell, I’d rather go to Stackers in Amherst, if only to relive the glory days
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Company internet filters out streaming media. PGP
*wiping, not who in..is it Friday yet?
I’m trying to picture this guy’s who in technique, and all I can imagine is someone shooting shit out from under their gooch, forwards, directly into their mouth.
What was it that GSE said about hate? “Ignore the boos, they usually come from the cheap seats”
You couldn’t pay me enough to live in Worcester. That “city” is a human landfill and makes driving in Boston seem enjoyable by comparison.
I don’t know where I went wrong, but I can honestly say the only things I watch on tv are hockey, football, Seinfeld reruns, and Entourage reruns. I need help, mostly in the form of 6 extra hours for my day, which is what everyone else seems to have when they’re simultaneously emotionally invested in 14 different fucking TV shows at once.
Crop dusted an ex one morning while we were hungover and she was brushing her teeth. Ever seen someone throw up a toothbrush?
Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl with the door open is a strangely satisfying move of pure dominance over your home field. You’re so comfortable in your surroundings that you literally give a shit what the rest of the place/people inside think.
Their voices were in my head as I was reading this. I want the voices out before I completely snap.
You have to be very careful. Study the drop zone thoroughly for escape routes: is there a plunger? box of matches? adequate ventilation? extra TP? a toilet brush? a low hanging window if you go nuclear? Gotta keep your head on a swivel.
Lace em up, slacker
Jesus fuck, that was a great read. It was incredibly well written as if you’ve been working on it for months, but at the same time has the vicious, sinister tone of coming straight off the top of your head. Good shit, deFries.
I’ve got an hour and a half before I can enjoy a nice peanut butter and depression sandwich in the lunch room. Bad timing.
Blurring the lines between SNL skits and reality
I don’t like how kids 8 years younger than me can grow full beards but I can’t even grow a dirt squirrel
Backbar is so overrated. Bell in Hand and Black Rose in Boston are better..hell, I’d rather go to Stackers in Amherst, if only to relive the glory days
Classic pump and dump. Sounds like some of my less than stellar nights after a few too many whiskeys.