I rigged up my push mower with two of those autozone cup holders. I use a push mower because it takes longer and I can escape reality longer, and the cup holders let me drink until the mower runs out of gas, then we can both refill.
Every single “advisor” I know is a salesman in a $1500 suit that thinks they’re hot shit because they lease a 3 series and live in a city. To get a real advisor, you need to move real chips; advisors/money managers are found through word of mouth, not the App Store.
Like walking in tempurpedics. Now, post grad it isn’t acceptable to wear Top Siders every day for 10 months a year (PGP), I hope these little puppies can last me more than a year without wearing holes through the toe box.
Solid bar pizza game, pitchers of Miller Lite or pints of Sam Adams if I’m feeling fancy, lots of TVs with obscure sports on at least 1, a nice mix of sports memorabilia and old tin signs, high top tables, and pool tables. If I was going to have a personal bar, that’s what I’m having.
It’s a miracle I still have teeth when Fruitopia was 50¢ a can in elementary school. 60 grams of sugar to the face will turn a 9 year old into the face of ADHD
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I rigged up my push mower with two of those autozone cup holders. I use a push mower because it takes longer and I can escape reality longer, and the cup holders let me drink until the mower runs out of gas, then we can both refill.
calling bullshit
Every single “advisor” I know is a salesman in a $1500 suit that thinks they’re hot shit because they lease a 3 series and live in a city. To get a real advisor, you need to move real chips; advisors/money managers are found through word of mouth, not the App Store.
So basically you need to have a 401k and a house to be wealthy in DFW. Brb moving to Texas
Like walking in tempurpedics. Now, post grad it isn’t acceptable to wear Top Siders every day for 10 months a year (PGP), I hope these little puppies can last me more than a year without wearing holes through the toe box.
See you at the Cantina
Solid bar pizza game, pitchers of Miller Lite or pints of Sam Adams if I’m feeling fancy, lots of TVs with obscure sports on at least 1, a nice mix of sports memorabilia and old tin signs, high top tables, and pool tables. If I was going to have a personal bar, that’s what I’m having.
Please tell me this isn’t serious. I can’t be this mad at my generation on a Monday morning.
Unstoppable dick pics to your boss. PGPM
He blew all the cash for a nice piece on the Raptor I guess
Still waiting for the day I can grow a full beard. 23
Were those kinda like the kool-aid bottles with the plastic top that you’d twist off? Shit was right up there with chubbies
It’s a miracle I still have teeth when Fruitopia was 50¢ a can in elementary school. 60 grams of sugar to the face will turn a 9 year old into the face of ADHD
Called it
Natural selection is pissed he didn’t stay in
The sexual frustration between these two gun-shy dweebs must’ve been been unbearable
Would
Solid writing, Intern.