Jose Canseco. Not sure if he’s just a straight up moron or if he really doesn’t give a damn, but that dude does not give two shits about anything. Read his Reddit AMA sometime if you want a look into the mind of a madman.
My ex does this, then posts passive-aggressive text-only Instagram pictures about my newfound liberation after being tied down by that sandbagging bitch for 3 years. It feels phenomenal.
How fucking long does it take these people to say “we like fucking so much were gonna do it for the rest of our usable lives: here’s where we’re making it official; open bar; bring your friends”?
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I “send it in” at about 3PM every weekday. My productivity either skyrockets or crashes and burns. No in between.
They release you from jail when your BAC goes back down to .15?! These guys had to have been at at least .25. There’s your fuel for this shitstorm
Jose Canseco. Not sure if he’s just a straight up moron or if he really doesn’t give a damn, but that dude does not give two shits about anything. Read his Reddit AMA sometime if you want a look into the mind of a madman.
Real Kevin should get a real fiancée if his current one really has a problem with going out with his best friends for his birthday
Winning battleshots on a first date: PGPM?
Bring it every day for a week. Claim the microwave as yours. PGPM
what did I just read
“They eventually found their way into each other” smoooooth
I still don’t understand why Bumble BFF is a thing
Your ex sounds like a real dog
Your cube farm is much brighter than mine. Jealous.
I prefer the George Costanza method of putting up a nice little shelf with an alarm clock and a pillow underneath my desk
Fuck off, Lahey
I went to Canada in February once. Oh, and Florida two or 3 times. That about sums up my travel experience. Nah, not jealous at all. Nope.
I’d rather have been born with 2 or 3 commas in my bank account, if we’re being honest.
My ex does this, then posts passive-aggressive text-only Instagram pictures about my newfound liberation after being tied down by that sandbagging bitch for 3 years. It feels phenomenal.
Problems in Sunnyvale with BoBandy, Mr. Lahey?
How fucking long does it take these people to say “we like fucking so much were gonna do it for the rest of our usable lives: here’s where we’re making it official; open bar; bring your friends”?
Sam the Minuteman using the Paul Revere system for Favre’s on again/off again retirement is brilliant too