“Why Don’t We Get Drunk and Screw” coming on Spotify when my earbuds aren’t plugged in. PGP.

Unsolicited dating advice from your married coworkers. PGP.

Crap, what’s on my snapchat story? PGP.

Triple checking your alarm. PGP.

Need to find a drug guy. Coffee is just not getting it done anymore. PGP.

My body aches. PGP.