I forgot how old I was today. I literally forgot my own age. PGP.

My boss hates his job so much he jokes about killing himself on the regular. PGP.

I pay more on taxes than I did on tuition. PGP.

Can’t grow a beard but still have to shave everyday. PGP.

Sometimes I just sit in the bathroom and think about life. PGP.

Taking a PTO day and waking up with 70 emails in my inbox. PGP.