Stuttering when my doctor asks me how many alcoholic beverages I consume per week.

Get to work. Get coffee. Start working. Forget about coffee. Remember coffee. It’s cold.

Received a firm-wide email from the CEO thanking everyone for their hard work this year along with a $100 electronic gift card to Amazon. It was an internal phishing test that was his idea. PGP.

Company holiday was just changed from a Friday night happy hour to a Tuesday luncheon. PGP.

Year-end bonus had taxes taken out of it. PGP.

A new position in the department was opened just for me and I got declined before the interview. PGP.