Ive done yoga once…. all told we were in there about six hours and no I was not meditating. I just stood there quietly breathing. There were no thoughts in my head what so ever. My mind was blank. I don’t know what the hell these other crack pots are doing.
Joined a mens rec basketball league in Houston two and a half years after I graduated – the first few weeks were rough but Tuesday your boy filled up the stat sheet and made me feel like the good old days.
Never been hungover. After I’ve had too much whiskey, I cook myself a large flank steak pan fried in salted butter. I eat that, put on a pair of wet socks, and go to sleep.
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Give me all of the bacon and eggs you have – all of the time.
I buy my chocolate milk pre-made like a real American
I cant think of anything more noble to go to war over than bacon and eggs
any dog under 50lbs is a cat. and cats are useless. Nice pup deFries
There is no such thing as bad weather, only improper planning and inadequate clothing.
Scotch pairs well with most chores, but the lawn mowing beer is a pro move.
There are only three ways to motivate people, money, hunger, and fear.
I like a strong, salt of the earth, self-possessed woman at the top of her field. Your Sheryl Swoopes, Steffi Graf’s…
This is awesome, I just wish Brad, Trevor, and Thomas would have gotten kicked in the nads too
Shrimp is delicious… when its wrapped in bacon.
The three most useless jobs in the word are, in order, lawyer, congressman, and doctor.
Ive done yoga once…. all told we were in there about six hours and no I was not meditating. I just stood there quietly breathing. There were no thoughts in my head what so ever. My mind was blank. I don’t know what the hell these other crack pots are doing.
I once spent a lot of time and quarters to set the high score on Big Buck Hunter at the skating rink.
When people get a little too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name.
The whole thing is a scam, birthdays were invented by Hallmark to sell cards
Live honestly and deal with the consequences.
Joined a mens rec basketball league in Houston two and a half years after I graduated – the first few weeks were rough but Tuesday your boy filled up the stat sheet and made me feel like the good old days.
The Bad Boy from Boerne is throwing heat
Never been hungover. After I’ve had too much whiskey, I cook myself a large flank steak pan fried in salted butter. I eat that, put on a pair of wet socks, and go to sleep.
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