Life Coach Time: Have some fucking confidence. My goal for you this weekend, assuming you go out twice between tonight and Sunday, is to either get hit on by, or you hit on three guys. You can make this happen. I have faith in you!
Singled Out? Love Line with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew? I need to relive hitting the Last Channel button on the remote because I hear my mom walking downstairs!!
To your coworker: If you want a guy to come up and talk to you it’s very simple. Make eye contact for two or three seconds, look away, look back at him. That’s all it takes to let him know you want to be approached, which is about the least amount of effort anyone could ever put forth in any aspect of life.
Since your joke was so tasteless and terrible, I must ask is that “too” a typo, which your username would indicate, or are you still mastering homophones?
Several Thoughts: 1) I wouldn’t wish four daughters on any man, regardless of his past indiscretions. 2) That dog is adorable. 3) My dog woke up to puke at 3:30 and 4:30 this morning. Luckily he made it all the way to the dining room rug instead of stopping on the hardwood floors. 4) He’s still my best friend.
While pierced nipples are great to look at, I have a hard time imagining them adding to any sort of sexual pleasure. Call me old fashioned, but I just want two unaltered breasts waiting for me when it’s go time.
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Lorde looks like Darleen from “Roseanne” Someone needs to get off the ranch more.
Life Coach Time: Have some fucking confidence. My goal for you this weekend, assuming you go out twice between tonight and Sunday, is to either get hit on by, or you hit on three guys. You can make this happen. I have faith in you!
Singled Out? Love Line with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew? I need to relive hitting the Last Channel button on the remote because I hear my mom walking downstairs!!
To your coworker: If you want a guy to come up and talk to you it’s very simple. Make eye contact for two or three seconds, look away, look back at him. That’s all it takes to let him know you want to be approached, which is about the least amount of effort anyone could ever put forth in any aspect of life.
And they are????
Since your joke was so tasteless and terrible, I must ask is that “too” a typo, which your username would indicate, or are you still mastering homophones?
Several Thoughts: 1) I wouldn’t wish four daughters on any man, regardless of his past indiscretions. 2) That dog is adorable. 3) My dog woke up to puke at 3:30 and 4:30 this morning. Luckily he made it all the way to the dining room rug instead of stopping on the hardwood floors. 4) He’s still my best friend.
Bold move hating on Chili’s before it’s even 9:00.
Says the ape-like simpleton.
Why couldn’t you just use a urinal? IBS issues? That’s pretty embarrassing at a place as a cool as Rio. PGP?
They changed the picture………
So no sailboats required for the adult crowd these days?
While pierced nipples are great to look at, I have a hard time imagining them adding to any sort of sexual pleasure. Call me old fashioned, but I just want two unaltered breasts waiting for me when it’s go time.
I want Girl to have to endure the torture that is planning a bachelorette party.
I want to know if #FireJayTas has been your handle this past year.
And a worse fuckboi at that because everyone will know how hard you’re trying to reach (stoop to?) that level
If you didn’t have a crush on Lauren or Kristin in the early to mid-2000’s you’re a bold faced liar.
If you’re offended and in the minority, chances of you being wrong equals 100%
Didn’t you read you’re supposed to be able to go 5 iron, 8 iron and be on the green for birdy most par 4s?
And if you really want to go down the deep, dark Cormac McCarthy path, get yourself a copy of Blood Meridian.