And yet another example of why girls aren’t funny. Generally speaking, their inability to accept criticism, be it real or in jest, is absolutely fascinating. Guys spend their entire lives being told how shitty they are by their friends, and, low and behold, we don’t get upset at every little fucking thing that “attacks” us. Girls are constantly told *cough* LIED TO *couch* how great they are by their friends and it’s no wonder why they’re offended by something as simple as poking fun at pizza, wine, and Netflix.
4-9’s and a half day Friday is pretty good too. Able to go out Thursday night, suffer from 8 – noon, find a patio and a cold pitcher for lunch, mid-afternoon nap or a round of golf, ready to get after it again come Friday night.
And who in their right mind doesn’t want to be left alone when they dump? Depending upon where my wife is in the house, I pick out the most private bathroom possible. That’s me time.
I’m with you, man. We’ve never taken a dump in front of one another. We both know what’s happening behind closed doors; no need to bring it out into the open.
After watching the Royals suck my entire life, it’s hard to believe they’ll play well three years in a row. Conversely, I don’t see anyone else winning the division.
Where’s that “Girls” breakdown? And by the way, if you didn’t watch last night avoid at all cost. Lots of full frontal.
Not on spring break this week,
Rico
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And yet another example of why girls aren’t funny. Generally speaking, their inability to accept criticism, be it real or in jest, is absolutely fascinating. Guys spend their entire lives being told how shitty they are by their friends, and, low and behold, we don’t get upset at every little fucking thing that “attacks” us. Girls are constantly told *cough* LIED TO *couch* how great they are by their friends and it’s no wonder why they’re offended by something as simple as poking fun at pizza, wine, and Netflix.
4-9’s and a half day Friday is pretty good too. Able to go out Thursday night, suffer from 8 – noon, find a patio and a cold pitcher for lunch, mid-afternoon nap or a round of golf, ready to get after it again come Friday night.
I’m telling ya, man. Trim that thing up before the cruise and it’ll look you dropped 5 ell bees.
Will’s unkempt beard is distracting and detracts from his overall score. A scruffy beard is almost worse than no beard. #teambeard
Question – how much does Dorn get off on looking like a complete cocksucker at all times?
It’s not an age issue, it’s a “I don’t give a shit” issue.
anorexic
I got my wife Netflix for Christmas and I don’t even know how to log in / turn it on / whatever the fuck you have to do to watch it.
People might “love shit that other people love” but I love to ignore shit that other people love.
And who in their right mind doesn’t want to be left alone when they dump? Depending upon where my wife is in the house, I pick out the most private bathroom possible. That’s me time.
I’m with you, man. We’ve never taken a dump in front of one another. We both know what’s happening behind closed doors; no need to bring it out into the open.
But is that guy’s girlfriend who has a crush on you going?
Late in the game here, but does it also offer tip calculations based on same said parameters?
After watching the Royals suck my entire life, it’s hard to believe they’ll play well three years in a row. Conversely, I don’t see anyone else winning the division.
You know who and Desi. Avert your eyes.
Will,
Where’s that “Girls” breakdown? And by the way, if you didn’t watch last night avoid at all cost. Lots of full frontal.
Not on spring break this week,
Rico
How is Mary doing these days?
Probably just tired.
Can I nominate Pirate’s Cove for Alabama? Full disclosure – I’ve never been to BHam.
Reading that is going to be like watching the final episode of Seinfeld.
God I hope the people in the marriage announcements read these.
Agreed, but sometimes peacocks just gotta strut.