I now have preset AM radio stations

“Man, where did (insert month) go?” PGP.

Who is Meek Mill?

When leaving 5 min later than normal costs you 45 minutes on your commute…PGP.

Paying rent before your friend’s bachelor party because you don’t trust yourself. PGP.

I grew up watching the players getting inducted into the hall of fame. PGP.

What am I even doing here? -PGP

That asshole in front of you at Chipotle ordering for the office. PGP

Things are going really well at work and it’s just making me paranoid. -PGP