I want to like fall but it’s so damn short and you you know that you just have a dark, cold winter ahead. Fall is like the Sunday evening of the year. No matter how beautiful the sunset is, I’m too busy dreading what’s ahead to enjoy it.
This is where Premier League season really helps me out. I’m up at 7am so that I can get a Taylor ham egg & cheese and a coffee on time for the 7:45am kickoff. Rarely miss it even if I went hard Fri night. Stick to the same schedule Sundaya because why not? Makes Sunday feel much longer.
Shame of my experience is that every girl I’ve been with who has been great in bed (likes it rough, anal, orally gifted etc) has been an unbearable psychopath whereas every normal, grounded girl that I’ve enjoy spending time with outside of the bedroom has been rather vanilla.
My issue isn’t that she’s not on social media. I actually do find that enviable. My issue is that she wrote a self aggrandizing think piece about it thus making her no better than every attention whore who obsesses over Instagram likes (I’m not on Instagram btw)
I’ve been with a girl first dating now married for almost 9 years. Living together almost 5. Not once has there been a shred of evidence that anything, solid, liquid or gas exits her butt. Not once. That’s why I locked her down. She knows how to keep the illusion alive for me.
We’ve had just two candidates for too long now. It’s so boring, so vanilla. I think it’s time for America to have a three way. Let Gary Johnson into the debates.
Great article except the part when you said baseball isn’t a good sport. This is America. If you don’t like getting hammered at an afternoon ballgame (Major or Minor) you can go fucking live in North Korea.
Exact text to my wife Thurs:
“We need to book a trip to London for Christmas before everyone realizes Brexit isn’t a big deal and the pound stabilizes.”
So I’m going to London for Christmas.
If you’re down in NYC, Legends is the primary home of the USMNT. 33rd and 5th across from the ESB. Used to be one of the only bars in NYC to play games back in the early 00’s. Now, most teams have their own bars. Man City has The Mad Hatter, Arsenal has The Blind Pig, Man U has Smithfields, Everton has Mr. Dennehy’s, for Spurs you want Flannery’s on 14th. I’m still partial to Legends though because Chelsea has stayed there. Which brings me to my next point, fuck Spurs.
I too am voting for Gary Johnson. Welcome aboard. When I voted for him in 2012 it was a protest vote. This time it may not be. He’s polling very well in the Rocky Mountain states even with little exposure. With more exposure (there’s a CNN Townhall for him tonight) if he could win as few as two states, he could send the election to the House, then all bets are off. It’s a very tall order, but this is the best shot the LP will ever have. At least until our generation moves into middle age and basically just takes over the GOP, which will happen in the next 20 years.
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You people are the reason it’s impossible to find enough Sam Summer for a proper Labor Day summer send off and I don’t like you for it.
I want to like fall but it’s so damn short and you you know that you just have a dark, cold winter ahead. Fall is like the Sunday evening of the year. No matter how beautiful the sunset is, I’m too busy dreading what’s ahead to enjoy it.
This is where Premier League season really helps me out. I’m up at 7am so that I can get a Taylor ham egg & cheese and a coffee on time for the 7:45am kickoff. Rarely miss it even if I went hard Fri night. Stick to the same schedule Sundaya because why not? Makes Sunday feel much longer.
Shame of my experience is that every girl I’ve been with who has been great in bed (likes it rough, anal, orally gifted etc) has been an unbearable psychopath whereas every normal, grounded girl that I’ve enjoy spending time with outside of the bedroom has been rather vanilla.
My issue isn’t that she’s not on social media. I actually do find that enviable. My issue is that she wrote a self aggrandizing think piece about it thus making her no better than every attention whore who obsesses over Instagram likes (I’m not on Instagram btw)
I’ve been with a girl first dating now married for almost 9 years. Living together almost 5. Not once has there been a shred of evidence that anything, solid, liquid or gas exits her butt. Not once. That’s why I locked her down. She knows how to keep the illusion alive for me.
We’ve had just two candidates for too long now. It’s so boring, so vanilla. I think it’s time for America to have a three way. Let Gary Johnson into the debates.
I was all ready to bash this place but wait a sec, constant blowjobs with no expectation of returning the favor…they may have me.
Great article except the part when you said baseball isn’t a good sport. This is America. If you don’t like getting hammered at an afternoon ballgame (Major or Minor) you can go fucking live in North Korea.
He’s Asian and bad at math? Smells like bullshit.
I completely agree. I’ve been to 3 in my life and don’t see the point.
NASCAR is stupid and baseball is enjoyable on TV and in person.
It’s called watching baseball you communist. Try it sometime.
You should tear off his arms and beat him to death with them.
Exact text to my wife Thurs:
“We need to book a trip to London for Christmas before everyone realizes Brexit isn’t a big deal and the pound stabilizes.”
So I’m going to London for Christmas.
Are you the real Steve Holt?
If you’re down in NYC, Legends is the primary home of the USMNT. 33rd and 5th across from the ESB. Used to be one of the only bars in NYC to play games back in the early 00’s. Now, most teams have their own bars. Man City has The Mad Hatter, Arsenal has The Blind Pig, Man U has Smithfields, Everton has Mr. Dennehy’s, for Spurs you want Flannery’s on 14th. I’m still partial to Legends though because Chelsea has stayed there. Which brings me to my next point, fuck Spurs.
I think he’s a mole for Clinton, and it’s going way better than he and Bill thought it would when they planned it.
I too am voting for Gary Johnson. Welcome aboard. When I voted for him in 2012 it was a protest vote. This time it may not be. He’s polling very well in the Rocky Mountain states even with little exposure. With more exposure (there’s a CNN Townhall for him tonight) if he could win as few as two states, he could send the election to the House, then all bets are off. It’s a very tall order, but this is the best shot the LP will ever have. At least until our generation moves into middle age and basically just takes over the GOP, which will happen in the next 20 years.