Northern Ireland – the ultimate WASPs
England – bunch of sticks in the mud still stuck in the glory days of the 18th century
Scotland – animal people
Wales – enjoys sexual relations with livestock
Homestly, every time I go out (usually on a Friday night) I just regret how shitty I feel and how much I spent. I never regret staying in. 25 year old me would hate what 30 year old me has become.
This guy has lived in Austin and Williamsburg, gleefully lives in a closet, and wishes that closet was in Bushwick. This is either satire or the worst person alive.
Saying this as someone who spent part of my childhood there and is still there every day for work, NYC is the most overrated city on the planet. Only one that may beat it is LA. Why you ask? Because it’s a place where guys like Socrates move from Austin to live in a fucking $450 a month closet and get woken up every Saturday by idiots banging pans together and calling it art.
I’m 30 with a good job but if I didn’t have a wife aka roommate, it’d be very tough to live in North Jersey alone unless I lived in Newark or Paterson or some other shitty town. The inner suburbs of NYC are nearly as expensive as NYC itself. The salaries are lower out here and if you commute to the city like I do, you’re double taxed and have to pay for the train ($210 a month for my 2 daily 30 min rides). Friend of mine just moved to the ATL suburbs. He talks about getting a great meal for $30 and how he’s about to buy a 6 bedroom home on 2 acres for $350K (would be about 2 mil in my town). He says he doesn’t get why people live in the Northeast and I’m starting to agree.
I caught my best friend’s gf cheating on him in a bar a week before they were supposed to go to Spain. He kept it to himself, took her to Spain, had what id assume was aggressive sex for a week, dumped her at baggage claim back in the US. That’s the way you do it.
People like her are part of why sex robots are going to be a leading industry in a decade or so. I’m so glad I’m not single. Trying to hit on a woman is now like playing with a loaded gun.
I really don’t see the issue with wearing them to the game or to a sports bar you’ve gone to specifically to watch the game. Every day to non-sports related events (what I was expecting here) would be a bit much. Overall though I think you need to get over yourself.
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A 30, nearly 31 y/o male and I’ll admit, I’m going to watch Gilmore Girls.
Two biggest lies taught in high school:
1. Sex feels just as good with a condom.
2. Pulling out doesn’t work.
Will, how about we get you out here next year to live blog this thing? I have couch for you to crash on.
Wait, Duda is gone and Regester at TFM? Didn’t they just hire Duda too? So basically, Grandex is running on borrowed time.
Call me old fashioned by men shouldn’t wear makeup
Northern Ireland – the ultimate WASPs
England – bunch of sticks in the mud still stuck in the glory days of the 18th century
Scotland – animal people
Wales – enjoys sexual relations with livestock
Homestly, every time I go out (usually on a Friday night) I just regret how shitty I feel and how much I spent. I never regret staying in. 25 year old me would hate what 30 year old me has become.
Dress for the job you want
It sounds like Emad actually had a fantastic weekend. So, 1 girl out of 16 was unhappy. Can’t please em all
This guy has lived in Austin and Williamsburg, gleefully lives in a closet, and wishes that closet was in Bushwick. This is either satire or the worst person alive.
Saying this as someone who spent part of my childhood there and is still there every day for work, NYC is the most overrated city on the planet. Only one that may beat it is LA. Why you ask? Because it’s a place where guys like Socrates move from Austin to live in a fucking $450 a month closet and get woken up every Saturday by idiots banging pans together and calling it art.
I’m 30 with a good job but if I didn’t have a wife aka roommate, it’d be very tough to live in North Jersey alone unless I lived in Newark or Paterson or some other shitty town. The inner suburbs of NYC are nearly as expensive as NYC itself. The salaries are lower out here and if you commute to the city like I do, you’re double taxed and have to pay for the train ($210 a month for my 2 daily 30 min rides). Friend of mine just moved to the ATL suburbs. He talks about getting a great meal for $30 and how he’s about to buy a 6 bedroom home on 2 acres for $350K (would be about 2 mil in my town). He says he doesn’t get why people live in the Northeast and I’m starting to agree.
I’m still game for a good ole fashion OTPHJ
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I caught my best friend’s gf cheating on him in a bar a week before they were supposed to go to Spain. He kept it to himself, took her to Spain, had what id assume was aggressive sex for a week, dumped her at baggage claim back in the US. That’s the way you do it.
Soon as I read “sitting down in the shower,” it was painfully obvious this guy was having a little “me time.”
People like her are part of why sex robots are going to be a leading industry in a decade or so. I’m so glad I’m not single. Trying to hit on a woman is now like playing with a loaded gun.
How about getting it customized with your own name?
Philadelphia Union?
I really don’t see the issue with wearing them to the game or to a sports bar you’ve gone to specifically to watch the game. Every day to non-sports related events (what I was expecting here) would be a bit much. Overall though I think you need to get over yourself.