I got in a car accident on the way to work this morning. Texted me boss. When I got in he greeted me with an accusatory, “You’re late.” I apologized and explained that I’d texted him about the accident. He simply responded, “I know.” Updated my resume on Career Builder at lunch.
Being a guy whose actually suggested a girl get bangs more than on e I completely disagree. With the right face bangs look both classy and cute as hell.
Sure, and when Putun finally loses his mind and decides Crimea isn’t enough, the world will come crying for us to save them, again. And we will, because America. So please, try and step far enough back to literally fuck your own face.
Over at TFM, J Train wrote a very insightful and on point article called, “You Like Game of Thrones so You Can Tell People You Like Game of Thrones.” I feel like, in the early part of this decade, brunch has become similar. People go to brunch, in part so that they can tell people about their brunch (and/or post photos on social media). We get it every 20 something on Facebook. You’re young and urban and hip. No one cares anymore.
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I’d take early 90’s, could get stabbed at noon in Midtown NYC over what these fucking hipsters have turned it into.
Not as overrated as beach sex.
Will be doing this tonight because I decided to go out and spend money at the bar last night. – PGP.
Exhibit A for why pledging builds character and a much needed thicker skin.
Meanwhile in Austin, Dorno has been, “busy,” in his office with the door locked since this baby pic went up.
The Lena Dunham pic was cruel. I’d rather never have sex again in my life than touch Lena Dunham’s floppy boob once.
TL; about the NBA; DR
I got in a car accident on the way to work this morning. Texted me boss. When I got in he greeted me with an accusatory, “You’re late.” I apologized and explained that I’d texted him about the accident. He simply responded, “I know.” Updated my resume on Career Builder at lunch.
I had to Google Jonathan Cheban. So I now know the name of that gay guy who follows the Kardashians around.
Also disagree with you but your name and avatar are perfect
Being a guy whose actually suggested a girl get bangs more than on e I completely disagree. With the right face bangs look both classy and cute as hell.
To be honest, it sounds just as sad when 20 year olds use this verbal diarrhea as well
Sure, and when Putun finally loses his mind and decides Crimea isn’t enough, the world will come crying for us to save them, again. And we will, because America. So please, try and step far enough back to literally fuck your own face.
Yeah, but it’s to maintain a professional environment, or some bullshit like that.
I don’t know why this was so funny. It’s so stupid, but I laughed.
You realize you still have to pay that bill, right? You just get by faster. I have it but I’m still spending $95 roughly per month.
Live in NJ and spend about $95 per month on tolls over my 21 mile commute. – PGP
Over at TFM, J Train wrote a very insightful and on point article called, “You Like Game of Thrones so You Can Tell People You Like Game of Thrones.” I feel like, in the early part of this decade, brunch has become similar. People go to brunch, in part so that they can tell people about their brunch (and/or post photos on social media). We get it every 20 something on Facebook. You’re young and urban and hip. No one cares anymore.
This was pretty funny and all but now I kind of just want that chair. Seems very convenient, especially for outdoor activities in the summer.
– You stop using words like “ratchet,” and start speaking like an adult.