15 Greatest Clickbait Headlines Of All Time

The Greatest Clickbait Headlines Of All Time

30 Disgusting Buttholes That Will Make You Want To Kill Yourself

These buttholes are completely destroyed.

Why Your Parents Probably Aren’t Returning Your Calls

Because an evil clown killed them. Check it out!

What’s That Smell?

The answers are shocking. You might want to start looking for a new place to live.

26 Greatest Shits Taylor Swift Ever Grunted Out

T-Sweezy’s amazing doodoo pics will inspire you.

The 7 Greatest Matchbox 20 Songs To Masturbate Your Penis To

Like tuggin’ one down to the smooth sounds of Rob Thomas & the gang? You’re not alone.

12 Life Hacks For Your Used Toilet Paper

These 12 household uses for your soiled shit tickets will save you time and a costly water bill from unnecessary flushing.

The Top 5 Ways Your Mom Likes It

When I’m laying the pipe to your mom, she’s freakier than you ever could’ve imagined. And she likes to get nasty. All. Night. Long.

The 10 Sexiest Homeless Guys In Flint, MI

Ladies, you’ll be diggin’ for spare change in your purse. Maybe even give up a paper single when you see these hobo panty droppers.

Are You Channing Tatum’s Scrotum?

Answer the quiz below to find out!

I’m Outside Your Bedroom Window Right Now

You’ll never guess what I’m about to do to you in your sleep.

Pizza or Beer or Pussy

You’re on a desert island and you can only have one for the rest of your life. Actually, who cares. What a stupid idea. Change of plans. Here’s some pictures of Bradley Cooper shirtless instead.

Cat Wipes A Booger On Martin Lawrence

Feeling suicidal? Don’t off yourself until you check out this video. Must see.

19 Guys Who Accidentally Cut Off Their Penis

Most say they’ve never felt more free.

The Top 5 Racist Sandwiches In America

They might taste good, but these sandwiches are just plain ignorant.

What Your Dad Has To Say About Me Bonin’ Your Mom

He’s not even pissed. Gave me a call to thank me for a job well done. Said I saved their marriage and we should have a beer sometime. That’s how sweet my stroke is.

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Mike Burns

Mike Burns is a comedian, author, and writer of television. He was born in Saginaw, MI and lives in Los Angeles, via Chicago via New York. Mike graduated from Michigan State University with a degree in Advertising that he threw in the trash. He's also the creator of @DadBoner and the author of "Power Moves: Livin’ The American Dream, USA Style by Karl Welzein."

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