An Australian living in London and moving to the US. He got exhausted just writing about that. Spends his days cruising the internet while pretending to write important documents that no one will read.
Hyperbole is ruining our society. And no, that’s not hyperbole. Just look at all the absurd arguments that pop up when someone says “I want my wife to stay at home while I earn the money”. All of a sudden the person who said it a chauvinistic pig who is holding women down. When really it’s personal opinion and preference.
Man, opinion and personal preference is dead. And it sucks. Also, I agree, if you haven’t jerked it to some really weird porn, then felt immediate disgust with yourself afterwards, one of two things has happened:
1. You are an extremely perverted and twisted individual; or
2. You are 15 and pretty much nothing will disgust you if boobs are involved.
Because if you did that the clock would forever be stopping. And its not like football, where there is a definitive end to a play. A team can get fouled or the ball can go out, and the free kick or throw in can be taken quickly.
If you’re the person who goes to the bar during a US game and loudly proclaims you hate football (can’t help it, I’ve called it that all my life, I live in London, deal with it), you deserve to be kicked in the nards, thrown from the bar and denied entry for eternity. If you hate it so much, WHY DID YOU GO TO THE BAR WHILE THE GAME WAS ON YOU FUCKTARD????
The tried and tested method of drinking a bottle of water and brushing your teeth before passing out has saved me from a killer hangover many times. After that, Gatorade and McDonald’s breakfast is the greatest. I’m a traditionalist.
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Am I the only one who thinks she doesn’t look old enough to have any PGPs?
Dear lord that show is amazing.
Hyperbole is ruining our society. And no, that’s not hyperbole. Just look at all the absurd arguments that pop up when someone says “I want my wife to stay at home while I earn the money”. All of a sudden the person who said it a chauvinistic pig who is holding women down. When really it’s personal opinion and preference.
Man, opinion and personal preference is dead. And it sucks. Also, I agree, if you haven’t jerked it to some really weird porn, then felt immediate disgust with yourself afterwards, one of two things has happened:
1. You are an extremely perverted and twisted individual; or
2. You are 15 and pretty much nothing will disgust you if boobs are involved.
The fact that 10 actually happened and the woman agreed to it is so amazing my mind has been blown.
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Glorious. Absolutely glorious.
At least once a week the fact that this site is pretty much 90% satire flies straight over someones head.
There’s always that one person who asks a question that no one cares about. Always.
Just read my own comment today. This, kids, is why you proof read everything. I’ll take a lap for that.
Walking the last half mile to your apartment looking like a hobo. The most PGP ever.
The pure and utter defeat in this statement. PGP
And you still haven’t learned how to use the shift button. And now you don’t know how to propoerly use the space bar.
If you initial comment was so douchy then we wouldn’t be here. You’re not emotionally incompetent. Just incompetent.
Because if you did that the clock would forever be stopping. And its not like football, where there is a definitive end to a play. A team can get fouled or the ball can go out, and the free kick or throw in can be taken quickly.
I have been asked all 15 of these questions. However I’m a massive fan of the US away kit (the white one is still the home kit as far as I’m aware).
Prove that statement is wrong. Approaching someone you don’t know and asking them on a date is “creepy” now. Thank the liberals for that one.
Do less. Way less. In fact, do nothing.
If you’re the person who goes to the bar during a US game and loudly proclaims you hate football (can’t help it, I’ve called it that all my life, I live in London, deal with it), you deserve to be kicked in the nards, thrown from the bar and denied entry for eternity. If you hate it so much, WHY DID YOU GO TO THE BAR WHILE THE GAME WAS ON YOU FUCKTARD????
I laughed so very hard at this. Literally snorted at the circumcision joke.
The tried and tested method of drinking a bottle of water and brushing your teeth before passing out has saved me from a killer hangover many times. After that, Gatorade and McDonald’s breakfast is the greatest. I’m a traditionalist.
That is guaranteed to make at least 87% of the population throw up in their mouth just thinking about working out with a hangover.
Also haven’t learned where the shift button is. Or how to spell hot.