“We will restore law and order back to Todd’s life. We will crush the derby big league and restore peace to our inner cities. And together WE WILL MAKE TODD GREAT AGAIN!”
Put notice to quit my job yesterday. Somehow swung it with the boss man to get paid to stay for 2 more months before I go to law school. Sometimes the bad guys do win
Removing my email and it’s 83,451 notifications and downloading the GMail app (which is great btw) legitimately lowered my stress and anxiety levels tenfold
“If Todd gets out of this relationship right NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country-I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses!”
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“We will restore law and order back to Todd’s life. We will crush the derby big league and restore peace to our inner cities. And together WE WILL MAKE TODD GREAT AGAIN!”
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Put notice to quit my job yesterday. Somehow swung it with the boss man to get paid to stay for 2 more months before I go to law school. Sometimes the bad guys do win
Take no prisoners
The real question: how did Kramer not work, and afford the same apartment complex as Jerry? Don’t forget, he was the Kevorka.
Two days until busy season is over
“Todd is going to win so much again that we’re going to get so sick of winning!”
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Sean Spicer, you’re fired!
No shame in that
COMMENTS ARE WORKING. CAN YOU FEEL THE ENERGY
Need a productive work day, so I’ve been wired on this Costa Rican dark roast since 6
You’ll never touch my rating. Just like washed-up Arnold. Sad!
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Alcohol
Today sucked, so I had a cheat day and had wings to make it a little better
“Wimpy Todd can’t even plan his own boys trip. Sad!”
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Removing my email and it’s 83,451 notifications and downloading the GMail app (which is great btw) legitimately lowered my stress and anxiety levels tenfold
3 martinis
Everyone has that relationship. Congrats on dodging a bullet
“If Todd gets out of this relationship right NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country-I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses!”
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Gym, leftovers, and flirting with the idea of getting a little drunk on a Tuesday
No points for second place