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Morning Coffee Thoughts 4/17

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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.

GOOD MORNING FELLOW HUMANS. WE ARE GOING TO DO IT AGAIN TODAY, SO I HOPE YOU’RE FUCKING READY. WE’RE GOING TO GO OUT THERE AND KICK THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE IN OUR WAY. WE’RE GOING TO BLAZE A TRAIL OF SUCCESS AND DOMINANCE THAT IS UNRIVALED IN THE BOOKS OF HISTORY. THIS MONDAY IS ABOUT TO BECOME OUR LITTLE, PATHETIC BITCH. I ALMOST FEEL BAD FOR THE SQUARE ON THE CALENDAR. IT’S GOING TO BE A BLOOD BATH. I CAN FEEL THE INTENSITY RISING FORTH FROM #DCO NATION THROUGH THE KEYBOARD OF MY COMPUTER. HOPE YOU HAD ONE HELL OF A WEEKEND WHETHER YOU GOT FRIDAY OFF OR NOT, BECAUSE IF YOU CHECK YOUR CLOCK IT’S GRIND TIME AGAIN. DRINK THE COFFEE, KICK THE ASSES, CLOSE THE DEALS. LET’S GET IT.

What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all.

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles: Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.

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