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Is this why I keep seeing people bringing those glowing palm sized things to the beach and looking at them most of the time? I don’t know much about them other than that people become very upset when they go in the water
Irrawaddy dolphin, I travel the world and the seven seas for work and through comment sections for leisure. I assume from your picture that you are the author of the book “Danger from the dance”
Go get em Charlie! The Mid-Atlantic Dolphin Community is pulling for you. You are also a big hit in Norway although sometimes the English to Norwegian translation is a little choppy.
Believe it or not this species is remarkably good at surfing. They hitched a ride with some of my offshore buddies from India all the way to Sri Lanka and didn’t fall once
Can confirm, Utah liquor laws make differential equations look like child’s play. To wit, when you are at a restaurant and order a drink with your meal they have to retrieve/prepare it behind a curtain because they are worried small children will be influenced to drink but somehow will be unaffected by seeing the adults that probably play a somewhat prominent role in their life consuming alcohol at the table. Also it is incredibly difficult chartering a saltwater tank large enough to transport a pod of dolphins from the Mid-Atlantic to Utah and the surge pricing is astronomical.
I have thrown flippers over someone ordering Tidal Wave shots for an entire restaurant. Not only were there underage cephalopods present, but my Uncle Jack got tossed so far by the Indonesia tidal wave in ’09 that we finally found him 2 weeks later at a sushi bar in Jakarta.
Visiting some of the local watering coves. Trying to branch out while the water temperatures still nice cause I know the old standbys will still be there when it gets cold. Maybe finish a book too although it takes a little while without opposable thumbs and the ink seems to run a lot. Gonna get some range time in tomorrow maybe try out a (flipper-adapted) 1911
Love the username, my pod and I aren’t lifetime Penguins fans but we have been rooting for them since before the Devils won that semifinal in ’01. I was barely 2 feet long at that point.
I still have a flip phone. Pros are battery life lasts for 2-3 days at a time, holds a charge forever when camping and gets reception in the middle of nowheresville. Cons are all the neighborhood dolphins assuming you are pushing the latest prescription narcotics and the unbelieving stares from adolescent orcas, sharks and humans.
Great article! Definitely an eye opener when the cartilage around the flukes starts to go, definitely cant race all the speedboats by Virginia Beach like I used to.
Man I may need to switch coastlines here pretty soon. I love the mid-atlantic but I haven’t seen seals having that much fun since Little Creek got two feet of snow.
Despite my best efforts I have really struggled to get coffee to work underwater. Brand doesn’t seem to matter although i’m sure using whatever fell of the side of the most recent overloaded trade ship doesn’t help either.
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Is this why I keep seeing people bringing those glowing palm sized things to the beach and looking at them most of the time? I don’t know much about them other than that people become very upset when they go in the water
Irrawaddy dolphin, I travel the world and the seven seas for work and through comment sections for leisure. I assume from your picture that you are the author of the book “Danger from the dance”
Go get em Charlie! The Mid-Atlantic Dolphin Community is pulling for you. You are also a big hit in Norway although sometimes the English to Norwegian translation is a little choppy.
Believe it or not this species is remarkably good at surfing. They hitched a ride with some of my offshore buddies from India all the way to Sri Lanka and didn’t fall once
Been a long week, I’m thinking a salmon steak and some mussels
Can confirm, Utah liquor laws make differential equations look like child’s play. To wit, when you are at a restaurant and order a drink with your meal they have to retrieve/prepare it behind a curtain because they are worried small children will be influenced to drink but somehow will be unaffected by seeing the adults that probably play a somewhat prominent role in their life consuming alcohol at the table. Also it is incredibly difficult chartering a saltwater tank large enough to transport a pod of dolphins from the Mid-Atlantic to Utah and the surge pricing is astronomical.
I know this, because Tyler knows this
I have thrown flippers over someone ordering Tidal Wave shots for an entire restaurant. Not only were there underage cephalopods present, but my Uncle Jack got tossed so far by the Indonesia tidal wave in ’09 that we finally found him 2 weeks later at a sushi bar in Jakarta.
Visiting some of the local watering coves. Trying to branch out while the water temperatures still nice cause I know the old standbys will still be there when it gets cold. Maybe finish a book too although it takes a little while without opposable thumbs and the ink seems to run a lot. Gonna get some range time in tomorrow maybe try out a (flipper-adapted) 1911
Love the username, my pod and I aren’t lifetime Penguins fans but we have been rooting for them since before the Devils won that semifinal in ’01. I was barely 2 feet long at that point.
I still have a flip phone. Pros are battery life lasts for 2-3 days at a time, holds a charge forever when camping and gets reception in the middle of nowheresville. Cons are all the neighborhood dolphins assuming you are pushing the latest prescription narcotics and the unbelieving stares from adolescent orcas, sharks and humans.
In their defense they taste great with a shrimp reduction and a sprinkle of krill
Great article! Definitely an eye opener when the cartilage around the flukes starts to go, definitely cant race all the speedboats by Virginia Beach like I used to.
Have you tried a desk pop? Jimmy tells me it is a great way to let off steam at the office
Man I may need to switch coastlines here pretty soon. I love the mid-atlantic but I haven’t seen seals having that much fun since Little Creek got two feet of snow.
Totally agree, I have never understood what the second pant leg is for or where the pectoral fin is supposed to go in jeans.
Despite my best efforts I have really struggled to get coffee to work underwater. Brand doesn’t seem to matter although i’m sure using whatever fell of the side of the most recent overloaded trade ship doesn’t help either.
This refrigerator looks like a NAFTA wet dream
I am not he’s mainly based out of the Southern Pacific. Gotta hand it to him though he’s found a way to only work 1 week a year.
Feeling a lighter meal today so probably a sampler platter of krill, shrimp and assorted small fish.