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The BBC has a new TV show where they put camera-equipped fake animals into nature with real animals to capture footage sans human interaction. That’s where the below video came from. The monkeys in the video are called “langurs.”
It’s getting a little dusty in here. Is someone cutting onions? I’m not crying; you’re crying.
This is exactly the kind of bullshit that Emperor Trump will put a stop to — selfish scientists poking their goddamn noses around in nature where they don’t belong. Let those monkeys live, man. Why you gotta be inserting a creepy animatronic imposter and fucking up their community? Sad!
The real monkey that dropped that fake monkey probably intentionally overdosed on painkillers because he was tortured by guilt. That little stunt ruined at least an entire monkey day for this monkey squad, maybe even a monkey week. Instead of doing dope shit like flinging poo, picking bugs off each other’s backs, and furiously masturbating, they’re stuck standing around and grieving at this robot monkey funeral.
You heard the video — they had “taken Spy Monkey into the heart of the family.” They made her part of their fucking family! They were trying to babysit her and shit! Not cool, you heartless dicks. Not cool at all.
RIP Spy Monkey (2017-2017)..
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Dude it’s Friday afternoon chill with all this
Just a reminder that life is precious so you take full advantage of this weekend. You’re welcome.
Loving all the animal content, keep it coming please
Believe it or not this species is remarkably good at surfing. They hitched a ride with some of my offshore buddies from India all the way to Sri Lanka and didn’t fall once
What are you?
He’s actually a shark. But he tells everyone he’s a dolphin.
Irrawaddy dolphin, I travel the world and the seven seas for work and through comment sections for leisure. I assume from your picture that you are the author of the book “Danger from the dance”
Reminds me of when my roomba’s battery died once in the kitchen. Sad day
I’m not crying you’re crying