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A fellow dolphin and I were blessed with the opportunity to belt out Kiss From A Rose for a crowd of somewhat confused but mostly appreciative Sea Turtles and Octopi. If there’s any Community fans out there it was reminiscent of Dean Pelton and Jeff Winger’s duet only underwater and with no element of coercion involved
If you can, swim to unique, non touristy, places when you travel, maybe explore a portion of the Great Barrier Reef you’ve never been to before or just look for an off the wall place to go. Doesn’t have to be anything crazy or expensive it can be as simple as finding some weird local foodstuff to try or checking out some hole in the wall concert
Anyone else notice that English people are ridiculously hard to kill? Exhibits A&B being Ozzy and Keith Richards Exhibit C being that crazy soccer fan that went after three terrorists with knives wielding only fists and a sailor’s tongue. Doesn’t surprise me that their Queen is going to live to be 256 regardless of what she does
And I need the weekend in Review
And I miss the weekend in Review
And now I wonder,
If I could fall into the Steinway
Do you think resale value would pass me by?
Cause you know I’d drink a thousand Ultras
And I could sponsor the Weekend In Review
Advertise
Fuck Yeah!
I would like to take this opportunity to thank everyone out there who does a buffet for their wedding. Y’all are the real MVDs
A fellow dolphin and I were blessed with the opportunity to belt out Kiss From A Rose for a crowd of somewhat confused but mostly appreciative Sea Turtles and Octopi. If there’s any Community fans out there it was reminiscent of Dean Pelton and Jeff Winger’s duet only underwater and with no element of coercion involved
Name checks out
I would add the Great Pacific Garbage Patch to the short list of manmade eyesores
Every day we stray farther from @TheRealJesus…
Get this man on the remote staff
“Don’t lose your plesiosaur” -StepCetaceans, 2008
If you can, swim to unique, non touristy, places when you travel, maybe explore a portion of the Great Barrier Reef you’ve never been to before or just look for an off the wall place to go. Doesn’t have to be anything crazy or expensive it can be as simple as finding some weird local foodstuff to try or checking out some hole in the wall concert
I give up
*m/
Anyone else notice that English people are ridiculously hard to kill? Exhibits A&B being Ozzy and Keith Richards Exhibit C being that crazy soccer fan that went after three terrorists with knives wielding only fists and a sailor’s tongue. Doesn’t surprise me that their Queen is going to live to be 256 regardless of what she does
Some of us prefer our linebackers without a side dish of homicide!
Well noted visionary Maynard James Keenan recently stated he sexually identified as an avocado so in this dolphins opinon… maybe?
m/
Dolphin has no master! Dolphin is a free Dolphin! (snaps flippers and disappears into the abyss)
The electronic devices of these narcissistic miscreants should all be confiscated and stored at the bottom of the Marianas Trench
Poseidon knows I’d love to hear the story of the crazy ex in full column form
And I need the weekend in Review
And I miss the weekend in Review
And now I wonder,
If I could fall into the Steinway
Do you think resale value would pass me by?
Cause you know I’d drink a thousand Ultras
And I could sponsor the Weekend In Review
Duda’s Making his way downtown
Walking fast
Faces pass
And he’s home-bound
Staring blankly ahead
Just making his way
Making his way
Through this American life
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