The “I had fun last night, but didn’t really feel a strong connection” follow-up text. PGP.

“Please apply through our online portal.” Also known as the place where resumes go to die. PGP.

Realizing $100 dollars is both a lot and a very little amount of money. PGP.

My life is a typo. PGP.

My ‘if we’re not married by’ just posted that she and her perfect husband are expecting their 2nd child. At least I have an InstaPot. PGP.