My only regret from college is that I didn’t appreciate my hair when I still had the chance. PGP.

Labor Day can’t come soon enough. PGP.

Crying at the end of “Animal House.” PGP.

Getting excited about health insurance. PGP.

My coworkers always think I’m hungover when I’m really just tired. I wish I was as cool as they think. PGP.

Honestly missing writing political science papers because at least then you were thinking. PGP.

“Have a safe 4th of July weekend!” Don’t tell me how to live my life. PGP.

My boss made a “You’ve been working very hard. Why don’t you take Friday off?” joke just now. I’ve been so out of it that I didn’t realize we already had it off. PGP.

My boss says, “See you tomorrow?” instead of “See you tomorrow.” PGP.

Now I know why people drink wine every night. PGP.