Adulthood: college’s ultimate hangover. PGP.

My boss calls me “princess.” PGP.

I think I may be the epitome of what’s wrong with this generation. PGP.

My office is so cold, I look forward to making copies to feel the warmth of the paper. PGP.

Monday morning me really hates weekend me. Fuck that guy. PGP.

Having a rush hour crush. PGP.

I have way more money in my 401k than my bank account. They swore I wouldn’t even miss it. PGP.

“One-upping” is now about who had the most shit to deal with at work that week. PGP.

My boss just asked if I’ve heard the song “What does the fox say?” PGP.

Netflix and Chipotle announcing price increases in the same week. PGP.