Sent to HR because I can’t responsibly accept my team being eliminated in the bracket. PGP.

If IT blocks my March Madness live feed, I am out of here for good.

Being bored and still refusing to work. PGP

I told my boss I gave up working after lunch for Lent PGP.

20 minutes of half-assed work deserving an hour of surfing the web and opening NSFW e-mails on your phone. PGP

Regretting getting your college friend a job in your office.

G chat is down across the country. Worst Monday ever.

Rolling up your sleeves to look busy instead of actually doing work. #PGP

My high school sweetheart is already beginning to bald.