1: “What does your day look like?” 2: “Like shit.” PGP.

I give up. PGP.

Took an Addy for the first time since college. Haven’t gotten any work done, but have the most organized cubicle in my office and am now friends with every new hire. PGP.

Pretty sure the cleaning ladies stole my earphones last night. PGP.

There’s a guy having an incredibly audible conversation with his wife in a bathroom stall while the guy in the stall next to him is just destroying the toilet. PGP.

If I found out an asteroid was going to hit earth today, I wouldn’t be all that upset. PGP.