I see how many times I can say “meow” on my daily conference call without anyone noticing. My record is 3. PGP.

Raging boner in dress pants. PGP.

My alma mater changed its logo. PGP.

I like to print random documents to a printer on the other side of the office, and walk a lap through the office with it in my hand. An hour later, I’ll walk another lap back, and shred it. It looks like work and makes my cardiologist happy. PGP