I work in Logistics.
I am a dad
I like the Gym.
I like Texas Tech Football.
I like San Antonio Basketball.
I like Brunch,Biscuits, and Breakfast Tacos
Living and dying in the DFW.
Its from a movie called “Billy Madison” Its one his older ones and its actually pretty damn funny. See what happens is that Adam Sandler (Billy Madison) is this guy whos dad actually paid his teachers off while Billy was in school so that he would pass all of his grades and graduate.This does not behoove Billy one bit! In fact, Billy becomes this lazy, dependent, man-child, who lives off of his fathers money. Well, one day, Billy’s dad announces that he is going to retire and this OTHER guy named Eric will get the company. Normally this would be OK but Eric is not a good person at all and Billy needs to figure out a way to put himself in a position to where HE can own the company. Well, long story short, Billy has to repeat grades 1-12 in order to prove that he has what it takes to take over the family business. As you can imagine, all kinds of crazy hi-jinks ensure as Billy Madison (and adult) goes back to elementary, middle, and high school! If you haven’t seen it I’d highly recommend it.
I’ve never been to a crossfit class. I’ll never go to a crossfit class. Maybe you can answer this for me. Is there a certain time set aside within the work out so that everyone can take photos and update their social media about their WOD? It seems like updating your Facebook is a crucial part of the crossfit routine. Also, people would probably think nothing of crossfit if the participates didn’t act like they invented exercising.
This were the roaches of the cell phone world. I dropped my phone in the toilet twice and left it alone for an hour and still worked like the day I bought it.
Captured perfectly. Got off a flight yesterday and had 154 text messages from a group. Most of them were just one person accusing another of enjoying touching boys and I couldn’t do anything with my phone for a solid 10 minuets
The only way distance works is if A.) there was a solid relationship prior to the distance and B.) There is an end to the distance. At some point it has to end. Otherwise, just avoid it.
Yeah but what about when a girl asks you to do something that she knows you don’t want to do, but is only asking you to see if you’ll say yes to the question. Once you say “yes” you’re off the hook for doing what she asked and she never expected you to do what she asked in the first place? Dat shit cray.
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Its from a movie called “Billy Madison” Its one his older ones and its actually pretty damn funny. See what happens is that Adam Sandler (Billy Madison) is this guy whos dad actually paid his teachers off while Billy was in school so that he would pass all of his grades and graduate.This does not behoove Billy one bit! In fact, Billy becomes this lazy, dependent, man-child, who lives off of his fathers money. Well, one day, Billy’s dad announces that he is going to retire and this OTHER guy named Eric will get the company. Normally this would be OK but Eric is not a good person at all and Billy needs to figure out a way to put himself in a position to where HE can own the company. Well, long story short, Billy has to repeat grades 1-12 in order to prove that he has what it takes to take over the family business. As you can imagine, all kinds of crazy hi-jinks ensure as Billy Madison (and adult) goes back to elementary, middle, and high school! If you haven’t seen it I’d highly recommend it.
I can’t handle a shitty taste in movies/music. Nope. just nope.
I NEED MORE PERSON TIME
You left out the inappropriately personal status update.
I can’t believe how well this goes together….
*Sniff* beautiful…this had better writing than most movies.
If you go to the gym in the morning you actually avoid almost all of these issues.
You even lift?
I’ve never been to a crossfit class. I’ll never go to a crossfit class. Maybe you can answer this for me. Is there a certain time set aside within the work out so that everyone can take photos and update their social media about their WOD? It seems like updating your Facebook is a crucial part of the crossfit routine. Also, people would probably think nothing of crossfit if the participates didn’t act like they invented exercising.
Really glad New Found Glory’s “My friends over you” made it on here.
I cant bring myself to eat McGriddles. Although, two sausage biscuits, hash brown, and coffee was a hangover cure all and I still stand by it.
So does the Waffle Taco outdo the KFC Double down? I don’t know.
This were the roaches of the cell phone world. I dropped my phone in the toilet twice and left it alone for an hour and still worked like the day I bought it.
I believe Teddy Roosevelts entire life was pretty much one long power move, right?
Captured perfectly. Got off a flight yesterday and had 154 text messages from a group. Most of them were just one person accusing another of enjoying touching boys and I couldn’t do anything with my phone for a solid 10 minuets
The only way distance works is if A.) there was a solid relationship prior to the distance and B.) There is an end to the distance. At some point it has to end. Otherwise, just avoid it.
No real employer is going to give you enough PTO to go discover yourself in another country
I agree. You’ll spend the same amount of money on a great craft brew as well as a shitty well mix. I’ll take the craft, thanks.
What’s wrong with drinking beer at the bar?
Yeah but what about when a girl asks you to do something that she knows you don’t want to do, but is only asking you to see if you’ll say yes to the question. Once you say “yes” you’re off the hook for doing what she asked and she never expected you to do what she asked in the first place? Dat shit cray.