It’s getting harder and harder to hide how much everyone annoys me. PGP.

They finally hired someone my age…he’s annoying as fuck. PGP.

I check the stock market more than Facebook. PGP.

Daily ‘Low Balance’ text reminders. PGP.

Our CEO sent out a network-wide email with attached pictures which slowed down our entire server. PGP.

Old job commute: 17 miles. New job commute: 3.8 miles. PGPM.

Just lost the company an $11,000 sale because my Canadian client thought the event was in May instead of October. In two weeks. We’ve been talking since June. PGP.

Nothing fucks up your Friday more than realizing it’s only Wednesday. PGP.