The hobo took one look at your clothes and instantly felt sorry for you. That’s probably why he went to Brad’s room to make sure he didn’t break into a retirement home.
Only 9 months into Dad life and they’re already asking when we’re going to have the next one. They get to enjoy all the cool stuff without going through the sleep deprivation, hospital bills, and lack of space from all the toys.
Ahh. I’d recommend trying to get her to at least see where the money is going with an app like Mint. Sometimes that’s all it takes. Or you could go hardcore and do the envelope system by Dave Ramsey. But if she’s not going to listen, she’s not going to listen. Good luck.
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Can’t stop thinking about how wrong it would be to microwave McDonald’s.
Can confirm. Wait until they start solid foods. Then it gets real.
I’m trying not to put off the degenerate Dad vibe until my son is a little older.
The half-life of cocaine is only about an hour. Go with the Five Hour Energy.
The hobo took one look at your clothes and instantly felt sorry for you. That’s probably why he went to Brad’s room to make sure he didn’t break into a retirement home.
Can’t tell if this is a euphemism or a legit inquiry.
Can confirm. Source: myself, Dad for 11 months and counting.
Thin mints. FTW.
Doctors won’t call you Doctor even if you have your doctorate. Source: experience.
No.
Enjoy that time man. Mine is only 9 months, but it goes by in a flash.
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It’s respected in Japan. It means you’re working too hard.
Who hurt you?
The short answer: No. Unless you saved PTO up for this season or you’re in education.
Only 9 months into Dad life and they’re already asking when we’re going to have the next one. They get to enjoy all the cool stuff without going through the sleep deprivation, hospital bills, and lack of space from all the toys.
Bayer invented heroin.
Just waiting for Nived to throw out opinions on some good weed stocks.
Don’t kill this.
Ahh. I’d recommend trying to get her to at least see where the money is going with an app like Mint. Sometimes that’s all it takes. Or you could go hardcore and do the envelope system by Dave Ramsey. But if she’s not going to listen, she’s not going to listen. Good luck.