Hard work is getting in 5 minutes before your boss and acting like you’ve been there for hours PGP.

My boss just invited himself to my wedding. PGP.

“Alright, let’s go ahead and get started.”

Patiently waiting for all the baby boomers to retire so we all can just work from home everyday. PGP.

Being expected to dress like someone who makes $80,000 in order to make $25,000. PGP.

Found out I sweat the same during interviews as I do during first dates. PGP.

Submitting TFM posts when you’re 34 and married. PGP.

I would give anything to sleep in for an 8am class.

“Just another friendly reminder….” PGP.

There’s a 95 percent chance I will be sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall when the rapture happens. PGP