Watching HGTV and drinking scotch. PGP.

Swiping right on your boss’s daughter on Tinder. PGPowerMove.

5/7 elevators in my elevator bank are down. I work on Floor 38. PGP.

Just avoiding the “Off To College” Snapchat story. PGP.

Glad I caught you before you left… PGP.

The skinny girl is complaining about how hungry she is and it’s only the second day of her “diet”.

Half of my coworkers wear cargo shorts. PGP.

The guy that sits across from me slurps his coffee. PGP.

Unsolicited dating advice from your married coworkers. PGP.

Crap, what’s on my snapchat story? PGP.