On Monday, someone peed in the out-of-order urinal. It’s still there today. PGP.

I woke up without a voice and have an interview in two hours. PGP.

Unnecessarily explaining what you were doing on your phone when the boss walks by. PGP.

Now that we’re married, my wife nonchalantly talks about how hot other guys are. PGP.

Getting anxiety about all your Outlook flags. PGP.

Mad Men expectations. Glengary Glenross reality. PGP.

My mom posted a photo on Facebook that got 40 more like than I’ve ever gotten. PGP.

Conveniently having a meeting or work to do every time somebody asks you if you wanna get lunch together. PGP.

Spending hours researching house buying despite having no savings to buy a house. PGP.

Getting Windows 10 on your work computer. PGP.