The summer intern whom I’d never spoken to added me on LinkedIn after his last day. PGP.

Having sunday scaries Sunday through Thursday. PGP.

Sometimes the best part of my day is riding the elevator alone. PGP.

If I had a dollar for every time I threw up on myself in the morning on my way to work, I’d probably have enough to cover happy hour this evening.

Had to ask my neighbors to keep it down last night. PGP

Liberal use of the “ignore conversation” button in Outlook. PGP.

Not showing up to work because it’s raining outside. PGPowerMove.

Negotiated a starting salary of 53k just to say I make over $1000/week. PGP.

My company doesn’t use Outlook. PGP.