Pro tips from someone with more student loan debt than most people on this site who aren’t doctors or lawyers:
Get married to someone without student loan debt. Get married to someone rich. Get married to someone who is much better and more responsible with money than you.
If it’s on the company card or someone else is paying, you bet your ass I’ll go for some dessert. On my own dime, I’d rather get a $12 cheesecake from CostCo than spend $6 on a slice at a restaurant.
Using the toilet: lid and seat up (or just lid up, depending). Not using the toilet: lid and seat down. It’s not that hard to just put it down and prevent all the shit particles from flying all over everything.
I will also be going to a bachelor party in August, only about 5 dudes so it’ll be easier to corral. Fortunately, I’m the friend who’s not expected to come up with any ideas so I’ll just be double fisting ice waters and hurricanes. Luck be with you.
The person I was a few years ago would probably think I’m an optimistic, happy-go-lucky piece of shit. The person I am now thinks that old me wasted too much of his time being mad at the world and not enough time appreciating it. Learn to like who you are today and accept that change as it comes.
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“Tourists from Ohio” wow just @ me next time Quinn.
This sounds like an exhausting way to live life.
Please don’t age a double IPA. Any pale ale or IPA should be drunk within two months of packaging or else the aroma/flavor starts to degrade.
It’s true, Chicago is the only place I’ve ever done a shot of gin.
The sparkling water had me worried, but you saved it with the Bordeaux at the end.
Pro tips from someone with more student loan debt than most people on this site who aren’t doctors or lawyers:
Get married to someone without student loan debt. Get married to someone rich. Get married to someone who is much better and more responsible with money than you.
I didn’t do any of these things.
Congrats on the side hustle becoming the main hustle.
Can we not?
I like watching love blossom like this.
If it’s on the company card or someone else is paying, you bet your ass I’ll go for some dessert. On my own dime, I’d rather get a $12 cheesecake from CostCo than spend $6 on a slice at a restaurant.
No sugar means less hangover. That’s smart drinking, folks.
Definitely this. Wait til your last session is wrapping up and ask if she wants to get brunch the following weekend.
Really waiting for StillGotIt to be a thing. Y’all need to get on your app developer to start that up.
I’ve ordered online, picked it up, and stayed in the restaurant to eat before. It’s a power move, Dave, and I suggest you do the same.
Using the toilet: lid and seat up (or just lid up, depending). Not using the toilet: lid and seat down. It’s not that hard to just put it down and prevent all the shit particles from flying all over everything.
Same weekend. I’m sure we’ll run into each other, how many bars could there be?
I will also be going to a bachelor party in August, only about 5 dudes so it’ll be easier to corral. Fortunately, I’m the friend who’s not expected to come up with any ideas so I’ll just be double fisting ice waters and hurricanes. Luck be with you.
The person I was a few years ago would probably think I’m an optimistic, happy-go-lucky piece of shit. The person I am now thinks that old me wasted too much of his time being mad at the world and not enough time appreciating it. Learn to like who you are today and accept that change as it comes.
How is wearing gym attire obnoxious? What are you supposed to wear, khakis?