Taking the stairs because you’re trying to live healthier, then trying to hide how out of breath you are when you get into the office. PGP

My chair makes fart noises every time I shift in my seat. PGP

Assuming a member of the opposite sex is flirting with you when they add you on LinkedIn.

My hair loss shampoo bottle is so big that I can’t place a beer on my shower shelf #PGP